Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

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Bachi k chkar me

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January 30th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Hindi)

What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
.
.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p

Wo upar kya tera Baap

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January 10th, 2014 Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Hindi)

GirlFriend: Chand kahan hai..??
.
BoyFriend: Chand 2 hain, 1 tum or 1 upar..

After Marriage:
.
Biwi: Chand kaha hai..??
Pati: Andhi hai..??
.

wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light leke
bhaita hai..:p:p

Happy New Year Funny Hindi SMS

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September 12th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Bhagwan karay ap ko aik
Crore rupay
Say bharda howa bag mily
?
?
Aur
Hr aik note
Pe likha hoo
HAPPY NEW YEAR :D:P

India ka law

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July 30th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

India ka law
Aur
Ladkiyon ki awwwwww
Dono samjh se bahar hai

INDIA is a place where

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July 28th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Daru k baad
.
INDIA is a place where.. Anyone driving faster than
you is..
“Saala yeh Pakka marega”
Anyone driving slower than you is ”
Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani ni aati ise” !!
And Anyone Driving Parallel to you is
“Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu..”
.
.
hahahahha for all sharabissss………….

Arz kiya hai

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July 28th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

Arz kiya hai
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P

Chennai Express Hindi Joke

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July 28th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Just Saw Chennai Express…
Its awesome….
must watch guys!!!!!
.
.
.
Its still there at Dadar Station Platform 8

Microsoft Buys Whatsapp for $8.5 billion

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July 22nd, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Santa was Reading Financial Times…
.
Headlines: “Microsoft Buys Whatsapp for $8.5 billion.”
.
Santa – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta”

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

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July 22nd, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….

Foreign School Picnic At Zoo

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July 15th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Foreign School Picnic At Zoo :
“Hey Dude Look At That Monkey”
“So Cute.”
“He Is Sleeping.”
“Don’t Disturb”
.
Indian School Picnic At Zoo :
.
.
“Abe Wo Dekh TERA BAAP So Raha
Hai,”
“Patthar Maar,Utha Saale Ko”..:P:D

एक मॉडर्न लड़की और सिविल इंजीनियर

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July 14th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

एक मॉडर्न लड़की और सिविल इंजीनियर
लड़का डेट
पर
गए…
.
लड़के ने कैंडिल लाइट डिनर की तैयारी कर
रखी थी, और
सोच रखा था कि अगर सबकुछ ठीक
रहा तो उसे
प्रपोज
कर देगा…
डेट पर मिलने के थोड़ी देर बाद…
.
लड़की ने शर्माते हुए पूछा- ये प्यार
क्या होता है….???
.
लड़के ने सोचा इंप्रेशन जमाने
कायही मौका है…
.
उसने जवाब दिया- प्यार
का रिश्तादो इंसानों में
वही होता है जो सीमेंट और रेत के बीच
पानी का होता है, फर्ज करो…
.
लड़का = सीमेंट
लड़की = रेत
प्यार = पानी
.
अब अगर सीमेंट और रेत को आपस में
मिला दिया जाए
तो वो स्ट्रांग नहीं होंगे लेकिनअगर इसमें
पानी मिक्स
कर दिया जाए तो कोई इनको जुदा नहीं कर
सकता…
लड़के का यह जवाब सुन लड़की हंसते हुए
बोली…
“कमीने तू शक्ल से ही मजदूर लगता है…

Indians got it right

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July 10th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Indians got it right.
Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar, Guruwar, Shukrawar, Shaniwar, Raviwar.
Sala Every day is a war!
Zindagi jung hai BhaiSaab..!!!!…>=) =))

Maal to Rizla mei bhi hota hai

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June 9th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Class mei kuch ladkiyaan achchi honi chahye
Maal to Rizla mei bhi hota hai

Aaj ke zamane mein ek pretty

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June 9th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Aaj ke zamane mein ek pretty
ladki ke single hone ke utne hi
chances hai jitne Lal Krishna Advani ke PM banane ke…

My girlfriend dumped me

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June 9th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Rahul Gandhi – My girlfriend dumped me
reasoning that I am still a kid.
Sonia Gandhi – What did you do?
Rahul Gandhi – I just turned up the volume of ‘
Chhota Bheem’ so that I couldn’t hear her..

Hindi Pappu sms jokes

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June 4th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Teacher: “Mai teri jaan
nikal dungi” ka future tense kya
hoga..???
.

Pappu:” Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future
kya hoga..=)) ђaђaђaђaђa=D

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi

Quotes On Life In Hindi