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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Exam Quotes In Hindi

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World's Best Feeling
It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D

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ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?

RESULT AA GAYA. :-(

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai

yeh galat hai

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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.

MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever
12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils.
catch d live action starting on 3 march.

YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..

AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.
A SMS 4rm

'SSF'
'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen
K Bado ko Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Upcoming Horror Movies

Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandise tod denge
Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai
Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge.

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena :-D

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu....