Best Quotes In Hindi

Best Quotes In Hindi

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Common things indian Moms say

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September 11th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

5 Common things indian Moms say :
1) Yahi important Saal hain, padh le. Life ban jaygi!
2) Phone pe kissey baat kar raha/rahi hai?
3) Raat ko phone pe laga rehta/rehti hai , tabhi
subeh nahi utha jata tere se!
4) Padhna hi nahi hai to ghar pe baith ja!
5) Falane k bete/beti ko dekha? Saara kehna
maante hai apne parents ka…

India ka law

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July 30th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

India ka law
Aur
Ladkiyon ki awwwwww
Dono samjh se bahar hai

Arz kiya hai

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July 28th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

Arz kiya hai
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

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July 22nd, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….

Santa calls up PM house & says

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July 20th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Santa calls up PM house & says:
“I want to b next PM of India! ”
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Manmohan- chutiya hai kya?
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Santa- is it a basic requirement?=))=D

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

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March 5th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Professor: What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Student: Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr…
Professor: Ye kya thaa …?
Student: Pehly ap batain wo kya tha

GIRL

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March 5th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

HIndi Lovely message

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March 5th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me

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February 27th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me
Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola
“Chal Ghodi Ban Ja”
Biwi- “Ye Kya Tarika He”
Bona- “Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli,
Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H.

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!

Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!!
Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!’

Mujhay khof hai

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘Uljhan
Mujhay khof hai
Woh niba k kisi merhalay pay
yeh aa k keh day k abb nahi
meray dil ko terii talub nah’

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He

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February 27th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend

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February 27th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.
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“Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi

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