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Saturday, 15 February 2014

Life Quotes In Hindi

Source: Google.com.pk

5 Common things indian Moms say :
1) Yahi important Saal hain, padh le. Life ban jaygi!
2) Phone pe kissey baat kar raha/rahi hai?
3) Raat ko phone pe laga rehta/rehti hai , tabhi subeh nahi utha jata tere se!
4) Padhna hi nahi hai to ghar pe baith ja!
5) Falane k bete/beti ko dekha? Saara kehnamaante hai apne parents ka…

India ka law Aur Ladkiyon ki awwwwww...Dono samjh se bahar hai

Arz kiya hai
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….

Professor: What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Student: Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr…
Professor: Ye kya thaa …?
Student: Pehly ap batain wo kya tha

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi… Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..And behind u..Is your Bum..!

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek
Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab
Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,
Pehlwan Hai Koi Jo Ek Nimboon Say Poora Glass Bhar Day,
Tab Ek Budha Aadmi Buht Kamzoor Saa Or Us Nay Raas
Khatam Walay Nimboon Say hi Poora Glass Bhardiya
Pehlwaan bhi Dekh Kar Heeraan Hogaya Heerani Say
Pehlwaan Nay Poocha K Aap kon Hai Us Aadmi
Nay Kaha Main Shaikh hoon’