Emotional Quotes In Hindi
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September 11th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
5 Common things indian Moms say :
1) Yahi important Saal hain, padh le. Life ban jaygi!
2) Phone pe kissey baat kar raha/rahi hai?
3) Raat ko phone pe laga rehta/rehti hai , tabhi
subeh nahi utha jata tere se!
4) Padhna hi nahi hai to ghar pe baith ja!
5) Falane k bete/beti ko dekha? Saara kehna
maante hai apne parents ka…
1) Yahi important Saal hain, padh le. Life ban jaygi!
2) Phone pe kissey baat kar raha/rahi hai?
3) Raat ko phone pe laga rehta/rehti hai , tabhi
subeh nahi utha jata tere se!
4) Padhna hi nahi hai to ghar pe baith ja!
5) Falane k bete/beti ko dekha? Saara kehna
maante hai apne parents ka…
India ka law
July 30th, 2013
Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS
India ka law
Aur
Ladkiyon ki awwwwww
Dono samjh se bahar hai
Aur
Ladkiyon ki awwwwww
Dono samjh se bahar hai
Arz kiya hai
July 28th, 2013
Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS
Arz kiya hai
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P
Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
July 22nd, 2013
Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS
Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….
Santa calls up PM house & says
July 20th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
Santa calls up PM house & says:
“I want to b next PM of India! ”
.
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Manmohan- chutiya hai kya?
.
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Santa- is it a basic requirement?=))=D
“I want to b next PM of India! ”
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Manmohan- chutiya hai kya?
.
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Santa- is it a basic requirement?=))=D
Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder
March 5th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
Professor: What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Student: Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr…
Professor: Ye kya thaa …?
Student: Pehly ap batain wo kya tha
Student: Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr…
Professor: Ye kya thaa …?
Student: Pehly ap batain wo kya tha
GIRL
March 5th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.
HIndi Lovely message
March 5th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…
1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me
February 27th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me
Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola
“Chal Ghodi Ban Ja”
Biwi- “Ye Kya Tarika He”
Bona- “Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli,
Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H.
Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola
“Chal Ghodi Ban Ja”
Biwi- “Ye Kya Tarika He”
Bona- “Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli,
Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H.
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows
February 26th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!
Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar
February 26th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
‘Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!!
Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!’
Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!’
Mujhay khof hai
February 26th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
‘Uljhan
Mujhay khof hai
Woh niba k kisi merhalay pay
yeh aa k keh day k abb nahi
meray dil ko terii talub nah’
Mujhay khof hai
Woh niba k kisi merhalay pay
yeh aa k keh day k abb nahi
meray dil ko terii talub nah’
Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek
February 26th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
‘Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek
Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab
Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,
Pehlwan Hai Koi Jo Ek Nimboon Say Poora Glass Bhar Day,
Tab Ek Budha Aadmi Buht Kamzoor Saa Or Us Nay Raas
Khatam Walay Nimboon Say hi Poora Glass Bhardiya
Pehlwaan bhi Dekh Kar Heeraan Hogaya Heerani Say
Pehlwaan Nay Poocha K Aap kon Hai Us Aadmi
Nay Kaha Main Shaikh hoon’
Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab
Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,
Pehlwan Hai Koi Jo Ek Nimboon Say Poora Glass Bhar Day,
Tab Ek Budha Aadmi Buht Kamzoor Saa Or Us Nay Raas
Khatam Walay Nimboon Say hi Poora Glass Bhardiya
Pehlwaan bhi Dekh Kar Heeraan Hogaya Heerani Say
Pehlwaan Nay Poocha K Aap kon Hai Us Aadmi
Nay Kaha Main Shaikh hoon’
DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath
February 26th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
‘DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath
Mandir mein faqat deep jalaane Ke Liye Hain
Socho to badi cheez hai tehzeeb badan ki
Varnaa to badan aag bujhaane Ke Liye Hain
Ye Ilm kaa saudaa, ye risaale, ye kitaabien
Ek shaKhs ki yaadon ko bhulaane Ke Liye Hain’
Mandir mein faqat deep jalaane Ke Liye Hain
Socho to badi cheez hai tehzeeb badan ki
Varnaa to badan aag bujhaane Ke Liye Hain
Ye Ilm kaa saudaa, ye risaale, ye kitaabien
Ek shaKhs ki yaadon ko bhulaane Ke Liye Hain’
Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
February 27th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.
Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
February 27th, 2013
Category Hindi SMS
Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.
“Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.
“Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi
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