Missing Quotes In Hindi

Missing Quotes In Hindi

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Common things indian Moms say

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September 11th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

5 Common things indian Moms say :
1) Yahi important Saal hain, padh le. Life ban jaygi!
2) Phone pe kissey baat kar raha/rahi hai?
3) Raat ko phone pe laga rehta/rehti hai , tabhi
subeh nahi utha jata tere se!
4) Padhna hi nahi hai to ghar pe baith ja!
5) Falane k bete/beti ko dekha? Saara kehna
maante hai apne parents ka…

India ka law

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July 30th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

India ka law
Aur
Ladkiyon ki awwwwww
Dono samjh se bahar hai

Arz kiya hai

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July 28th, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

Arz kiya hai
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

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July 22nd, 2013 Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….

Santa calls up PM house & says

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July 20th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Santa calls up PM house & says:
“I want to b next PM of India! ”
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Manmohan- chutiya hai kya?
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Santa- is it a basic requirement?=))=D

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

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March 5th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Professor: What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Student: Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr…
Professor: Ye kya thaa …?
Student: Pehly ap batain wo kya tha

GIRL

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March 5th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

HIndi Lovely message

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March 5th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He

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February 27th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend

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February 27th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.

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“Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me

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February 27th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me
Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola
“Chal Ghodi Ban Ja”
Biwi- “Ye Kya Tarika He”
Bona- “Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli,
Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H.

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!

Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!!
Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!’

Mujhay khof hai

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘Uljhan
Mujhay khof hai
Woh niba k kisi merhalay pay
yeh aa k keh day k abb nahi
meray dil ko terii talub nah’

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek
Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab
Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,
Pehlwan Hai Koi Jo Ek Nimboon Say Poora Glass Bhar Day,
Tab Ek Budha Aadmi Buht Kamzoor Saa Or Us Nay Raas
Khatam Walay Nimboon Say hi Poora Glass Bhardiya
Pehlwaan bhi Dekh Kar Heeraan Hogaya Heerani Say
Pehlwaan Nay Poocha K Aap kon Hai Us Aadmi
Nay Kaha Main Shaikh hoon’

DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath
Mandir mein faqat deep jalaane Ke Liye Hain
Socho to badi cheez hai tehzeeb badan ki
Varnaa to badan aag bujhaane Ke Liye Hain
Ye Ilm kaa saudaa, ye risaale, ye kitaabien
Ek shaKhs ki yaadon ko bhulaane Ke Liye Hain’

JO …… KA NAI WO HE HINDU

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February 26th, 2013 Category Hindi SMS

‘JO APNE MA BAP KA NAI WO HE HINDU.
JO EK BAP KA NAI WO HE HINDU.
JO AP ALLHA KA NAI WO HE HINDU.
JO …… KA NAI WO HE HINDU…?’

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati
ko roj phone kyun krti hy?
JAWAB:Taki pati ko yad rahein
musibat tali nhi.

Zindagi Ko Ek Kalpana Samjho

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

Zindagi Ko Ek Kalpana Samjho,
Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapna
Samjho, Baatna Chahte Ho Agar
Apne Saare Gam Tou, Zindagi
Mein Sabse Pehle Kisi Ek Ko
Apna Samjho

Dosti Acchi Ho to sabko JALATI he.

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

Dosti Acchi Ho to sabko JALATI he.
DOSTI GAHARI ho to RANG lati he.
DOSTI NADAN ho to Tut jati he.
DOSTI hum se ho to woh
ITIHAS ban jati he.

Kia tum urh sakte ho?

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

Kia tum urh sakte ho?
Kia sitare tor sakte ho?
Kia pathar ko heera bana sakte ho?
Nahi na?
Beta sirf shakal bandar jesi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi ban jata

Lady:Muje Mere Pati Sy

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

Lady:Muje Mere Pati Sy
Talaq Chaheay,
Wakil: Mgar Wo To
Kabbadi Champion Hy,
Lady: Yahe To Problem Hy,
Kamina Sirf Hath Laga K
Bhaag Jata Hy..

Kya kahun tujhko? Khwab kahun to toot jayega,

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February 28th, 2012 Category Hindi SMS

Kya kahun tujhko? Khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega
Sochta hun tera naam zindagi rakh loon,
maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega

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