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Saturday 1 March 2014

Friends Quotes In Hindi

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Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai
Jale ko aag kahte hai \=D/
bujhte ko raakh kahte hai \=D/
apke pass jo missing hai jaani use
hum Hindi me “Dimaag”kahte hai..:P:P

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?
Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli
“Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho,
wo abhi vyast hai” kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare ….

Santa calls up PM house & says

Santa calls up PM house & says:
“I want to b next PM of India! ”
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Manmohan- chutiya hai kya?
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Santa- is it a basic requirement?=))=D

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder

Professor: What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Student: Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr…
Professor: Ye kya thaa …?
Student: Pehly ap batain wo kya tha

GIRL

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

HIndi Lovely message

Yaad me teri aahe bharta hai koi,
Har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
Maut to sachai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai me har roz marta hai koi…

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me
Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola
“Chal Ghodi Ban Ja”
Biwi- “Ye Kya Tarika He”
Bona- “Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli,
Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H.

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..
Behind ur smile there r tears..
Behind ur quietness there is a storm..
And behind u..
Is your Bum..!

Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar

‘Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!!
Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!’