Saturday 1 March 2014

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Source:Google.com.pk
Future genration, MAA ki aanchal me son
Future genration,
MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nahi le payegi,
Qki JEANS pehenne wali
MAA aanchal kaha se layegi.

Suvichar:- Life me kisi ko apne se chot
Suvichar:-
Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
Example-
ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
app uske pero ko nai kat sakte

Ek chhoti si bacchi apne papa ke sath ja
Ek chhoti si bacchi apne papa ke sath ja rahi thi. 1 pul par paani bahut tezi se beh raha tha.
Papa- beta daro mat, mera hath pakad lo.

Bacchi- nahi papa aap mera hath pakad lo.

Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar hai?

Bacchi- agar main aapka hath pakdu, or achank kuch ho jae, to shayad, main aapka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge, to main janti hu ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE.

GREAT LOVE.

"Aaj bhi Bacche hath chhod dete hai Maa-baap nahi"
Love your.....papa & mumy.

3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti Hai. .
3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti Hai.
.
1.Maa Baap
2.Husn
3.Jawaani
.
3 Cheeze Soch Samajh Kar Uthao.
.
1.Kadam
2.Kasam
3.Kalam
.
3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo.
.
1.Mohabbat
2.Baat
3.Faisla
.
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti.
.
1.Mout
2.Waqt
3.Umar
.
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjho.
.
1.Karz
2.Farz
3.Marz
.
3 Cheeze humesha dard deti hai.
.
1.Dhoka
2.bebshi
3.bewefai
.
3 Cheeze humesa aapko khush rahkegi.
.
1.God
2.Friend
And
3.ME..
realy its true.

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chad
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak py
Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare

Kabhi Bhi Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me Or Nakami
Kabhi Bhi Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me Or Nakami ko DiL Me Jagah Na Dena
Qki
Kamyabi DimaG Me GHAMAND Aur Nakami DiL Me Mayusi Peda Kar Deti Hay

"Jhoot bol kar jeet jane se behtar hay
"Jhoot bol kar jeet jane se behtar hay

Ke sach bol kar har jao."



US NAZAR KI TARAF MAT DEKHO JO AAPKE DE
US NAZAR KI TARAF MAT DEKHO
JO AAPKE DEKHNE SE INKAR KARTI HAY
DUNIYA KI BHEED ME US NAZAR KO DEKHO
JO SIRF APKA HI INTEZAAR KARTI HAY

MAAFI mangne ka ye matlab nahi hota hay
MAAFI mangne ka ye matlab nahi hota hay
Ke
Aap Ghalat Ho
Balki
Iska Matlab Hay ki
Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hay

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi

Comedy Quotes In Hindi 

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