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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

(184 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Itne kum marks..??

(78 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

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Har sawal say dut ker larna

(66 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

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TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

(168 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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To be good professional

(36 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)

To be a ¢â‚¬Å“Good professional¢â‚¬Â,
always start to study late for ¢â‚¬Å“Exams¢â‚¬Â.
Because it teaches how to manage ¢â‚¬Å“Time¢â‚¬Â
and tackle ¢â‚¬Å“Emergencies¢â‚¬Â!!

(105 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

EXam's song by Munna bhai:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

(91 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

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Exams ka saya hai,

(155 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

(167 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

(109 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye
Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

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Movie titles related to eng students:

(139 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta

(109 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...

Bachi k chkar me

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January 30th, 2014

Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Hindi)

What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
.
.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p

Wo upar kya tera Baap

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January 10th, 2014

Category Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Hindi)

GirlFriend: Chand kahan hai..??
.
BoyFriend: Chand 2 hain, 1 tum or 1 upar..

After Marriage:
.
Biwi: Chand kaha hai..??
Pati: Andhi hai..??

wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light leke
bhaita hai..:p:p

Happy New Year Funny Hindi SMS

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September 12th, 2013

Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Bhagwan karay ap ko aik
Crore rupay
Say bharda howa bag mily
?
?
Aur
Hr aik note
Pe likha hoo
HAPPY NEW YEAR :D:P

India ka law

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July 30th, 2013

Category Funny SMS (Hindi), Hindi SMS

India ka law
Aur
Ladkiyon ki awwwwww
Dono samjh se bahar hai

INDIA is a place where

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July 28th, 2013

Category Funny SMS (Hindi)

Daru k baad
.
INDIA is a place where.. Anyone driving faster than
you is..
“Saala yeh Pakka marega”
Anyone driving slower than you is ”
Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani ni aati ise” !!
And Anyone Driving Parallel to you is
“Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu..”
.
.
hahahahha for all sharabissss………….